me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. That’s just my new perfume, cannabis flower."
(Source: allo-nsy, via humorstop)
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.
THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC
LET ME SMOOCH YOU
(Source: mcshorti, via sunteaflower)
#it is not a true otp unless they have tried to kill each other at least once
'hey what's your otp'
i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.
the quickest way to get to my heart is tagging me in a post
(Source: earthdad, via gwenstacy)